A unicorn said to a maiden,
‘I’m afraid I’ve a horn that is fadin’
Can you give me a shot,
With those panties you’ve got,
A unicorn said to a maiden,
‘I’m afraid I’ve a horn that is fadin’.
Can you give me a shot,
With those panties you’ve got.
They look like they’ve never been played in’.
A professor who owned a pet seal,
A professor who owned a pet seal,
Was asked if the seal was the real deal.
A professor who owned a pet seal,
Was asked if the seal was the real deal.
Or should you be cryin’
A professor who owned a pet seal,
Was asked if the seal was the real deal.
Or should you be cryin’,
"It’s in fact, a sea-lion,
A professor who owned a pet seal,
Was asked if the seal was the real deal.
Or should you be cryin’,
"It’s in fact, a sea-lion,
But that should not change its appeal
A nimble young lass on a bike
A nimble young lass on a bike,
Accidentally ran into a dyke.
A nimble young lass on a bike,
Accidentally ran into a dyke.
It was the type that holds water
A nimble young lass on a bike,
Accidentally ran into a dyke.
It was the type that holds water,
Not some Dutchman’s daughter,
A nimble young lass on a bike,
Accidentally ran into a dyke.
It was the type that holds water,
Not some Dutchman’s daughter,
Anyway, she was more damp than I like.
An astronaut zooming through space
An astronaut zooming through space,
Saw a little green man keeping pace.
An astronaut zooming through space,
Saw a little green man keeping pace.
So he burned extra fuel
An astronaut zooming through space,
Saw a little green man keeping pace.
So he burned extra fuel
And just to be cruel
An astronaut zooming through space,
Saw a little green man keeping pace.
So he burned extra fuel
And just to be cruel,
Blew smoke in the leprechaun’s face.
Our spaceman then cruised near a comet,
Our spaceman then cruised near a comet
And then he proceeded to vomit.
Our spaceman then cruised near a comet
And then he proceeded to vomit.
Then went to Pluto’s moon
Our spaceman then cruised near a comet
And then he proceeded to vomit.
Then went to Pluto’s moon
And wiped his chin on a loon
Our spaceman then cruised near a comet
And then he proceeded to vomit.
Then went to Pluto’s moon
And wiped his chin on a loon
And ate the loon with space juice on it.
I was walking down the street and singing
I was walking down the street and singing,
I was wet and my stockings were clinging.
I was walking down the street and singing,
I was wet and my stockings were clinging.
But twasn’t the rain