Loopy Limericks

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1768

Jim Parson is playing God.
How so, with the face of a cod?

1769

Jim Parson is playing God.
How so, with the face of a cod?
A tough job; most eschew it

1770

Jim Parson is playing God.
How so, with the face of a cod?
A tough job; most eschew it,
He’d be right gay to do it,

1771

Jim Parson is playing God.
How so, with the face of a cod?
A tough job; most eschew it,
He’d be right gay to do it,
As Jesus all will partake of his bod
I was out too late watching the ball game

1772

I was out too late watching the ball game,
And by an hour I had missed the last train,

1773

I was out too late watching the ball game,
And by an hour I had missed the last train,
So I pulled out the Uber

1774

I was out too late watching the ball game,
And by an hour I had missed the last train,
So I pulled out the Uber
And drove like a goober

1775

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1776

I was out too late watching the ball game,
And by an hour I had missed the last train,
So I pulled out the Uber,
And drove like a goober -
That ‘crackerjack’ must’ve been mary-jane.

An old Buddhist who practised tai chi,

1777

An old Buddhist who practised tai chi,
Was enlightened by the number named three

1778

An old Buddhist who practised tai chi,
Was enlightened by the number named three.
As he spun his prayer-wheel,

1779

An old Buddhist who practised tai chi,
Was enlightened by the number named three.
As he spun his prayer-wheel,
And bowed thrice to reveal

1780

An old Buddhist who practised tai chi,
Was enlightened by the number named three.
As he spun his prayer-wheel,
And bowed thrice to reveal
His monk’s robe was open. Tee! Hee!

There was an old woman in a shoe.

1781

There was an old woman in a shoe,
Who knew well every man in the crew.

1782

There was an old woman in a shoe,
Who knew well every man in the crew.
She cried, ‘One size fits all’,

1783

There was an old woman in a shoe,
Who knew well every man in the crew.
She cried, ‘One size fits all.
Pay Boy Blue, in the hall’,

1784

There was an old woman in a shoe,
Who knew well every man in the crew.
She cried, ‘One size fits all.
Pay Boy Blue, in the hall’,
And there’s discount if I do more than two’.

I once met an old hag in the woods,

1785

I once met an old hag in the woods,
With two henchmen in leather and hoods.
"I like my men burly
"With beards that are curly
“And a schlong that delivers the goods.”

A unicorn said to a maiden

1786

A unicorn said to a maiden,
‘I’m afraid I’ve a horn that is fadin’

1787

A unicorn said to a maiden,
‘I’m afraid I’ve a horn that is fadin’
"Can you give me a shot?