*Just read link on mischievous limerick and some big changes in its form. Yes, spare us from Joycean vagaries. Limericks rhyme with a jauntiness in kind of a hyonotic and necessary way. They are not lyric poems.
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A walrus is proud of his oosik,
It’s really much more than a toothpick.
It has to do with a sense of place
And thr time it takes to win his race.
A walrus is proud of his oosik,
It’s really much more than a toothpick.
It has to do with a sense of place
And the time it takes to win his race.
That walrus really knows his music.
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Heidi has a farm in Finland.
Heidi has a farm in Finland.
Tall.Paul has a house further inland.
As a native Laplander
Heidi has a farm in Finland.
Tall Paul has a house further inland.
As a native Laplander
He hoped for a gander
But all he got was ill-timed slander.
Hattie was the sort who told stories
You want to try that again? The last line should rhyme with the first and second lines; you rhymed with the third and fourth lines.
Heidi has a farm in Finland.
Tall Paul has a house further inland.
As a native Laplander
He hoped for a gander
But he could only make out Vinland
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- sorry for crotchety work here. Am not up to speed *
Cassie can barely see Lassie’s hair
Cassie can barely see Lassie’s hair
Lassie was bare-legged there on the stair.
Cassie can barely see Lassie’s hair.
Lassie was bare-legged there on the stair.
They were fools fixed in their place,
Cassie can barely see Lassie’s hair.
Lassie was bare-legged there on the stair.
They were fools fixed in their place,
Cassie rubbed a piece of lace.
This awkward rime ends without landing there.
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Joanne had a way of crossing her thighs
I was too late to edit so here is the first line without Hannah
Meg has a way of crossing her thighs.
Meg has a way of crossing her thighs.
She’s such a tease when she dots her eyes.
Meg has a way of crossing her thighs.
She’s such a tease when she dots her eyes.
And when she crosses her T’s
Meg has a way of crossing her thighs.
She’s such a tease when she dots her eyes.
And when she crosses her T’s
She squeels and then pees
Meg has a way of crossing her thighs.
She’s such a tease when she dots her eyes.
And when she crosses her T’s
She squeels and then pees
Then seductively cons you with lies.
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Monty Python is such British humor,
Monty Python is such British humor,
Held sacred by the mad baby-boomer.
Seeing there’s no continuation, may I try that again with a subtle change, possibly better.
Monty Python is such British humor,
Holy grail to the mad baby-boomer.
Monty Python is such British humor,
Holy grail to the mad baby-boomer.
On Broadway it’s Spamalot
Monty Python is such British humor,
Holy grail to the mad baby-boomer.
On Broadway it’s Spamalot,
(The Idle-lot do ham a lot)
Monty Python is such British humor,
Holy grail to the mad baby-boomer.
On Broadway it’s Spamalot,
(The Idle-lot do ham a lot)
Next up: Camelot, according to rumor.
Jim Parson is playing God.