Quaint Frank left his life in Baton Rouge,
When they teased that his red stick was huge.
Though he tried to flatten,
Quaint Frank left his life in Baton Rouge,
When they teased that his red stick was huge.
Though he tried to flatten,
And diminish his baton,
Quaint Frank left his life in Baton Rouge,
When they teased that his red stick was huge.
Though he tried to flatten,
And diminish his baton,
This merely hastened his stick’s deluge.
Flo spoke French with her lips pursed just so.
Flo spoke French with her lips pursed just so.
Word had it that her puss was good to go.
Flo spoke French with her lips pursed just so.
Word had it that her puss was good to go.
Then the damned cat just went,
Flo spoke French with her lips pursed just so.
Word had it that her puss was good to go.
Then the damned cat just went,
All that stayed was its scent,
Flo spoke French with her lips pursed just so.
Word had it that her puss was good to go.
Then the damned cat just went,
All that stayed was its scent,
And she sent the scent of that pussy to a beau.
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The chimps in the zoo just don’t care,
The chimps in the zoo just don’t care,
They learned it by watching Honey Badger
The chimps in the zoo just don’t care,
They learned it by watching Honey Badger
They got off when she dangled
The chimps in the zoo just don’t care,
They learned it by watching Honey Badger
They got off when she dangled
her damp hairs had them entangled
The chimps in the zoo just don’t care,
They learned it by watching Honey Badger
They got off when she dangled
her damp hairs had them entangled
The zoo chimps stared and stared.
Sarah has a sleek way with words
Sarah has a sleek way with words
She is unforgettably unblurred.
And she learned such good diction
Sarah has a sleek way with words
She is unforgettably unblurred.
And she learned such good diction,
It masked her predilection
Sarah has a sleek way with words
She is unforgettably unblurred.
And she learned such good diction,
It masked her predilection
She knew all the synonyms for turds.
A walrus is proud of his oosik
A walrus is proud of his oosik
Much like my hot gal spreads her lips
***Are we still writing Limericks here? Or is have we segued into Joycean streams of consciousness, where any random thought can be inserted? Just so I know. ***
A walrus is proud of his oosik
Much like my hot gal spreads her lips
A dove flies high in its span
Heady with hot and élan.
Okay. I’ll participate in Joycean. But just this once -
A walrus is proud of his oosik
Much like my hot gal spreads her lips
A dove flies high in its span
Heady with hot and élan.
Da do ron ron, da de do ron ron.
Can we try the above again, as a limerick this time.
A walrus is proud of his oosik,
It’s really much more than a toothpick,
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Okay. I’ll participate in Joycean. But just this once -
A walrus is proud of his oosik
Much like my hot gal spreads her lips
A dove flies high in its span
Heady with hot and élan.
Da do ron ron, da de do ron ron.
Can we try the above again, as a limerick this time.
A walrus is proud of his oosik,
It’s really much more than a toothpick.
It has to do with his bailiwick.