Loopy Limericks

I don’t think I’d like sleeping with Cait,
Since she has this unusual trait:

I don’t think I’d like sleeping with Cait,
Since she has this unusual trait:
After orgasm she farts

I don’t think I’d like sleeping with Cait,
Since she has this unusual trait:
After orgasm she farts
And with it departs

I don’t think I’d like sleeping with Cait,
Since she has this unusual trait:
After orgasm she farts
And with it departs.
It’s this ‘whore-moan’ that makes her dilate.
Can you picture a ‘President Trump’,

Can you picture a ‘President Trump’,
With hair like a fool and face like a chump

Can you picture a ‘President Trump’,
With hair like a fool and face like a chump
A mouth that won’t quit

Can you picture a ‘President Trump’,
With hair like a fool and face like a chump,
A mouth that won’t quit,
And throwing a fit

Can you picture a ‘President Trump’,
With hair like a fool and face like a chump,
A mouth that won’t quit,
And throwing a fit
So why don’t his poll ratings slump?

A brunette who sang in the choir

A brunette who sang in the choir,
Took lessons to make her sing higher.

A brunette who sang in the choir,
Took lessons to make her sing higher.
But to become a soprano,

A brunette who sang in the choir,
Took lessons to make her sing higher.
But to become a soprano,
It involved snorting guano,

A brunette who sang in the choir,
Took lessons to make her sing higher.
But to become a soprano,
It involved snorting guano,
And whipping herself with a briar.

Stephen King just wrote a new story

Stephen King just wrote a new story
But it was neither scary nor gory

Stephen King just wrote a new story
But it was neither scary nor gory
It was set in a prison

It was set in a prison
Lame Piper but others cool
Orange is the New Black
(please assume orange is one syllamable for all intensive porpoises)

:eek:
<looks at thread title>
<looks at IG’s post>
<looks at thread title>
:dubious:

Stephen King just wrote a new story
But it was neither scary nor gory
It was set in a prison,
featured much blonde derision, :smiley:

Er…

Well I usually try to not look like an idiot when posting. Sorry all.
Off to go screw up the haiku thread now…

Stephen King just wrote a new story
But it was neither scary nor gory
It was set in a prison,
featured much blonde derision
Shawshank proved to be real allegory.


Do not confuse limericks with haiku

Do not confuse limericks with haiku
Or the anger of Straight Dopers will brew
:wink: