Loopy Limericks

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1908

Do not confuse limericks with haiku
Or the anger of Straight Dopers will brew
They’ll mock your mispost

1909

Do not confuse limericks with haiku
Or the anger of Straight Dopers will brew
They’ll mock your mispost
'Til your ego is toast

1910

Do not confuse limericks with haiku
Or the anger of Straight Dopers will brew
They’ll mock your mispost
'Til your ego is toast
From the scourge of their critical review.

I mistakenly took Wednesday off

1911

I mistakenly took Wednesday off
To get tickets to see Hasselhoff

1912

I mistakenly took Wednesday off
To get tickets to see Hasselhoff
But some fans of Baywatch

1913

I mistakenly took Wednesday off
To get tickets to see Hasselhoff
But some fans of Baywatch
Found them stuck in my crotch

1914

I mistakenly took Wednesday off
To get tickets to see Hasselhoff
But some fans of Baywatch
Found them stuck in my crotch
and ripped off my red trunks to boff.

I fear that my crack is infested,

1915

I fear that my crack is infested,
Likely from something I ingested

1916

I go awol for a few days and anarchy emerges!

I fear that my crack is infested,
Likely from something I ingested.
Now, I don’t mind fungus,

1917

I fear that my crack is infested,
Likely from something I ingested.
Now, I don’t mind fungus,
It’s always among us

1918

I fear that my crack is infested,
Likely from something I ingested.
Now, I don’t mind fungus,
It’s always among us.
My worry is hamsters have nested.

I was dancing a Hula with Gary

1919

I was dancing a Hula with Gary
While drinking a bottle of sherry

1920

I was dancing a Hula with Gary,
While drinking a bottle of sherry.
I must’ve been drunk,

1921

I was dancing a Hula with Gary,
While drinking a bottle of sherry.
I must’ve been drunk,
'Cos who would’ve thunk,

1922

I was dancing a Hula with Gary,
While drinking a bottle of sherry.
I must’ve been drunk,
'Cos who would’ve thunk,
That I’d confuse Gary with Mary.

I took a beanball for the team,

1923

I took a beanball for the team,
But not in the head, it would seem.

1924

I took a beanball for the team,
But not in the head, it would seem.
A fast ball in the junk,

1925

I took a beanball for the team,
But not in the head, it would seem.
A fast ball in the junk
And I can debunk

snerk

1926

I took a beanball for the team,
But not in the head, it would seem.
A fast ball in the junk
And I can debunk
The notion that real men don’t scream.

I was up in a hot air balloon

1927

I was up in a hot air balloon
With my sweetie, to get me some poon