Loopy Limericks

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1948

I once spent $400 on a hooker,
By the name of Eloise Booker

1949

I once spent $400 on a hooker,
By the name of Eloise Booker
She was eager to please

1950

I once spent $400 on a hooker,
By the name of Eloise Booker.
She was eager to please
So she spat goober peas,

1951

I once spent $400 on a hooker,
By the name of Eloise Booker.
She was eager to please
So she spat goober peas,
Which surprised an unwary onlooker.

The plumber was fixing my toilet

1952

The plumber was fixing my toilet -
No way did I think he would soil it.

1953

The plumber was fixing my toilet -
No way did I think he would soil it.
He had a prehensile rectum

1954

The plumber was fixing my toilet -
No way did I think he would soil it.
He had a prehensile rectum
But he ended a victim

1955

The plumber was fixing my toilet -
No way did I think he would soil it.
He had a prehensile rectum
But he ended a victim,
Because the bidet was set-up to boil it.

If I was the wife of Josh Duggar,

1956

If I was the wife of Josh Duggar,
I’d grip tight the sack of the bugger,

1957

If I was the wife of Josh Duggar,
I’d grip tight the sack of the bugger,
And with one mighty swipe,

1958

If I was the wife of Josh Duggar,
I’d grip tight the sack of the bugger,
And with one mighty swipe,
I’d settle my gripe

1959

If I was the wife of Josh Duggar,
I’d grip tight the sack of the bugger,
And with one mighty swipe,
I’d settle my gripe
And use it in the tub for a plugger.
I love to roam late where it’s hilly,

1960

I love to roam late where it’s hilly
Wearing sheer lady’s things that are frilly

1961

I love to roam late where it’s hilly
Wearing sheer lady’s things that are frilly.
With the wind in my hair

1962

I love to roam late where it’s hilly
Wearing sheer lady’s things that are frilly.
With the wind in my hair
On my head and “down there”

1963

I love to roam late where it’s hilly
Wearing sheer lady’s things that are frilly.
With the wind in my hair
On my head and “down there,”
Though, because it’s dyed pink it looks silly.

My Mother warned be about seamen,

1964

Oops …

My Mother warned me about seamen

1965

My Mother warned me about seamen
Submariners will give you a reamin’

1966

My Mother warned me about seamen
Submariners will give you a reamin’
They don’t use any lube

1967

My Mother warned me about seamen,
Submariners will give you a reamin’.
They don’t use any lube
In the torpedo tube,