My Mother warned me about seamen,
Submariners will give you a reamin’.
They don’t use any lube
In the torpedo tube,
And they don’t mine buoys when they’re steamin’.
I thought I would go without shaving,
I thought I would go without shaving,
Because bald pubes lead to misbehaving
I thought I would go without shaving,
Because bald pubes lead to misbehaving
I took a walk down to Subway
I thought I would go without shaving,
Because bald pubes lead to misbehaving.
I took a walk down to Subway-
By mistake found a club, (gay),
I thought I would go without shaving,
Because bald pubes lead to misbehaving.
I took a walk down to Subway-
By mistake found a club, (gay)
And found my hairs waxing and waving
There once was a man with a bad spine
There once was a man with a bad spine
So he couldn’t lay down supine
There once was a man with a bad spine
So he couldn’t lay down supine
He was blessed with a peter
There once was a man with a bad spine
So he couldn’t lay down supine
He was blessed with a peter
Made out of white cedar
There once was a man with a bad spine
So he couldn’t lay down supine
He was blessed with a peter
A third of a meter
like yours better.
There once was a man with a bad spine
So he couldn’t lay down supine
He was blessed with a peter
A third of a meter
So he slept in the shape of the Quake Sign.
I’m reviewing longwinded reports
I’m reviewing longwinded reports,
mostly about torques, torts and tortes,
I’m reviewing longwinded reports,
mostly about torques, torts and tortes,
I’d rather read Straight Dope
There was a young man called Mick,
Who wrote a new limerick.
Everything went fine,
Until he reached the last line
There was a young man called Mick,
Who wrote a new limerick.
Everything went fine,
Until he reached the last line
And he couldn’t come up with anything contained the correct number of syllables AND rhymed.
A chimney sweep pregnant with twins
Edit…what, where did that come from? Didn’t notice that the post above was out of order. Guess the next poster’s can take either.
I’m reviewing longwinded reports,
mostly about torques, torts and tortes,
I’d rather read Straight Dope
Or TV Tropes
A brief reminder; (just in case we’re about to go off the rails).
***1. Each writer may contribute more than one line per limerick. But these cannot be consecutive.
2. The writer of the first line cannot write the last - unless the thread has gone into hibernation.
3. The writer of the last line earns the right to suggest the first line of the new limerick. (The only time exception to this is again, if the thread becomes dormant).
Final thing: When entering a line, try and construct it so that if you had to follow it yourself, you could. In other words, try and avoid painting us into a corner. ***
I’m reviewing longwinded reports,
Mostly about torques, torts and tortes.
I’d rather read Straight Dope
Or TV Tropes,
Because my glasses are rose-coloured quartz.
Let’s try this one from above that had potential but didn’t get a chance -
A chimney-sweep pregnant with twins
A chimney-sweep pregnant with twins
Whilst cleaning flues reviewed her sins
A chimney-sweep pregnant with twins
Whilst cleaning flues reviewed her sins.
Her grip on the damper
A chimney-sweep pregnant with twins
Whilst cleaning flues reviewed her sins.
Her grip on the damper
Did little to hamper
A chimney-sweep pregnant with twins
Whilst cleaning flues reviewed her sins.
Her grip on the damper
Did little to hamper
memory inducing grins.
The Fat Abbott did loudly declare,