Loopy Limericks

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1988

The Fat Abbott did loudly declare,
"My flock, you’d do well to prepare!

1989

The Fat Abbott did loudly declare,
"My flock, you’d do well to prepare!
Our hour’s not known

1990

The Fat Abbott did loudly declare,
"My flock, you’d do well to prepare!
Our hour’s not known
And Revelation has shown

1991

The Fat Abbott did loudly declare,
"My flock, you’d do well to prepare!
Our hour’s not known
And Revelation has shown
You don’t want to be caught unaware.

My phone has a randomized ring

1992

My phone has a randomized ring
Sometimes sounding like a doorbell’s ding

1993

My phone has a randomized ring
Sometimes sounding like a doorbell’s ding
But the one I like most

1994

My phone has a randomized ring,
Sometimes sounding like a doorbell’s ding.
But the one I like most,
Though it sounds grandiose,

1995

My phone has a randomized ring,
Sometimes sounding like a doorbell’s ding.
But the one I like most,
Though it sounds grandiose,
Plays the speeches of Deng Xiaoping.

I was cleaning out a cage at the zoo

1996

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1997

I was cleaning out a cage at the zoo,
You’d think they’d know that I hate panda poo.

1998

I was cleaning out a cage at the zoo,
You’d think they’d know that I hate panda poo.
All that ex- eucalyptus

1999

I was cleaning out a cage at the zoo,
You’d think they’d know that I hate panda poo.
All that ex- eucalyptus
The Aussie-guy shipped us,

2000

I was cleaning out a cage at the zoo,
You’d think they’d know that I hate panda poo.
All that ex- eucalyptus
The Aussie-guy shipped us,
Is a knee-deep morass of ecru.

I had enchiladas for dinner

2001

Heh…if you’re looking for me, I’ll be the guy over here confusing pandas with koalas. Carry on.

2002

I had enchiladas for dinner,
Cause I’ve heard eating beans makes you thinner

2003

I had enchiladas for dinner,
Cause I’ve heard eating beans makes you thinner
But it’s hard to feel sassy

2004

Um.

All that ex-Schizostachyum
Processed through their tum-tum?

Would that work?

2005

All that ex-Schizostachyum
Passed through their duodenum

2006

***Heh…if you’re looking for me, I’ll be the guy over here confusing pandas with koalas. Carry on. ***

Of course I was too polite to mention it, but was about to finish off with -

I was cleaning out a cage at the zoo,
You’d think they’d know that I hate panda poo.
All that ex- eucalyptus
The Aussie-guy shipped us,
Is nothing like Chinese bamboo.

*Cheers *

2007

I had enchiladas for dinner,
Cause I’ve heard eating beans makes you thinner
But it’s hard to feel sassy
When you’re really quite gassy