I had enchiladas for dinner,
Cause I’ve heard eating beans makes you thinner.
But it’s hard to feel sassy
When you’re really quite gassy,
And you really must smell good to win her.
In a cabin tucked deep in the woods,
In a cabin tucked deep in the woods,
My sweetie-pie sold her baked goods
In a cabin tucked deep in the woods,
My sweetie-pie sold her baked goods
Mountain men praise her pie
In a cabin tucked deep in the woods,
My sweetie-pie sold her baked goods
Mountain men praise her pie
And I still don’t know why
In a cabin tucked deep in the woods,
My sweetie-pie sold her baked goods
Mountain men praise her pie
And I still don’t know why
But I’ve never been hung up on shoulds.
Playing hookie, I threw out my line
Playing hookie, I threw out my line.
There’s whoppers out there in the brine.
Playing hookie, I threw out my line.
There’s whoppers out there in the brine.
Ladies with fishes’ tails
Playing hookie, I threw out my line.
There’s whoppers out there in the brine.
Ladies with fishes’ tails
and Leviathan whales.
Playing hookie, I threw out my line.
There’s whoppers out there in the brine.
Ladies with fishes’ tails,
And Leviathan whales,
But just a sprat for the cat would be fine.
An old bandsman who blew on a cornet,
An old bandsman who blew on a cornet,
Remarked "It’s a weird little horn, yet
An old bandsman who blew on a cornet,
Remarked "It’s a weird little horn, yet
It’s the heart of the band
An old bandsman who blew on a cornet,
Remarked "It’s a weird little horn, yet
It’s the heart of the band
In jazz or dixieland
An old bandsman who blew on a cornet,
Remarked “It’s a weird little horn, yet
It’s the heart of the band
In jazz or Dixieland,
But when I blow it sounds like a hornet”.
I really can’t stand to watch tennis,
I really can’t stand to watch tennis
That small day-glo ball is a menace
I really can’t stand to watch tennis
That small day-glo ball is a menace
those pretentious players
I really can’t stand to watch tennis,
That small day-glo ball is a menace.
Those pretentious players
Are often as gay as
I really can’t stand to watch tennis,
That small day-glo ball is a menace.
Those pretentious players
Are often as gay as
Martina, who should be named Dennis.
When I waved my cape at El Toro,
When I waved my cape at El Toro,
I was meaning to do so at Zorro
When I waved my cape at El Toro,
I was meaning to do so at Zorro
The bull got enraged
When I waved my cape at El Toro,
I was meaning to do so at Zorro
The bull got enraged
Like a bibliophage