Loopy Limericks

Thread Games
2028

When I waved my cape at El Toro,
I was meaning to do so at Zorro
The bull got enraged
Like a bibliophage
It gave chase and impaled me thorough

I found a mummified hand in a basket

2029

I found a mummified hand in a basket
That would grant any wish that you ask it

2030

I found a mummified hand in a basket
That would grant any wish that you ask it.
So I asked for some cheese

2031

I found a mummified hand in a basket
That would grant any wish that you ask it.
So I asked for some cheese
and some bread if you please,

2032

I found a mummified hand in a basket
That would grant any wish that you ask it.
So I asked for some cheese
and some bread if you please,
For there’s nothing to eat in this casket.

A dinosaur ancient and huge

2033

Bravo! By Jove, I think we’re getting the hang of this!

2034

A dinosaur ancient and huge
Nailed a jazz gig in old Baton Rouge

2035

A dinosaur ancient and huge
Nailed a jazz gig in old Baton Rouge
But he soon became grumpy

2036

A dinosaur ancient and huge
Nailed a jazz gig in old Baton Rouge
But he soon became grumpy
As the crowd seemed too jumpy

2037

A dinosaur ancient and huge
Nailed a jazz gig in old Baton Rouge
But he soon became grumpy
As the crowd seemed too jumpy
But what’s a stegosaurus to do?

I had a dream last night I was Barney,

2038

How about “So he quit jazz and took up the luge”?

I had a dream last night I was Barney
Making sweet love to Stuart Varney.

2039

I had a dream last night I was Barney,
Not Rubble, but Phineas, the carny.

2040

Oops. Timed-out before I could erase.

2041

I had a dream last night I was Barney
Making sweet love to Stuart Varney.
I cried, "For Fox sake!

2042

I had a dream last night I was Barney
Making sweet love to Stuart Varney.
I cried, “For Fox sake!
There must be some mistake!”

2043

I had a dream last night I was Barney
Making sweet love to Stuart Varney.
I cried, “For Fox sake,
There must be some mistake,
Your breath smells of stale bouquet garni!”

A strange melody plays loud in my head,

2044

A strange melody plays loud in my head.
Wait, I think it’s coming from under the bed…

2045

A strange melody plays loud in my head.
Wait, I think it’s coming from under the bed…
And then, to my horror

2046

A strange melody plays loud in my head.
Wait, I think it’s coming from under the bed…
And then, to my horror,
I heard "Ah begorrah,

2047

A strange melody plays loud in my head.
Wait, I think it’s coming from under the bed…
And then, to my horror,
I heard “Ah begorrah,
We’re all sad that Wes Craven is dead”

Standing in line at the grocery store