Lord Jesus Christ! Can't you watch where you're going?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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A man named Lord Jesus Christ was hit by a car

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The best comment:

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The Lord works in accident-prone ways.

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What if it really was Jesus, reincarnate?

Scene: Busy street
“Behold! The second coming!” BOOM…

Scene: Same street, 3 feet to the left.
“Behold! The third coming!”

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♬Oh little town of Belchertown…♬

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Pssst!, Annie. Were you away for the weekend?

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He was denied on the basis of a pre-existing condition.

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I cant stop laughing. I hate things like this.

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WWJD? Look both ways before crossing.

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I’d be more impressed if he was walking somewhere and got hit by a boat.