(No, it isn’t witnessing.)
“Struck by a car in Northampton,
Called a homophobe in Berkeley:
The way things are going,
They’re gonna…”
Does her bumper have LJC’s imprint on it? The ultimate eBay item.
On another board some wit pointed out that the Lord Jesus Christ was hit while in a crosswalk.
Hitting Jesus Christ costs you infinite points on your license, but have faith that your sins are forgiven and you get them all removed.
Not the way I heard it. You have faith that your sins are forgiven, so Jesus isn’t mad at you, but the police don’t care about what Jesus thinks.
The police have no authority except what is given to them from their father in heaven.
I heard his injuries were serious and thought he was gonna die, but once they got him to the hospital he was saved.
He’ll be better in three days …
This guy is truly fucked once some insane Roman Catholic Twilight fan gets it into their head to use his blood for communion.
You mean they haven’t already?
Video of the incident…