Jesus Can't Drive His Chrystler

[Tuckerfan]

He can’t get his license!

Even Jesus Christ can’t circumvent the rules for getting a driver’s license in West Virginia.

Attempts to prove his name really is Christ have led the man born as Peter Robert Phillips Jr. through a lengthy legal battle and a recent victory in the District of Columbia Court of Appeals.

“This all started with him expressing his faith and his respect and love for Jesus Christ,” attorney A.P. Pishevar told The Associated Press. “Now he needs to document it for legal reasons.”

[H3Knuckles]

that was really funny, thanks for posting, Tuckerfan !

BTW, is it just me or is it seriously messed up that some guy, just a normal businessman, would even want to change his name to Jesus Christ?

[Spatial_Rift_47]

“Christ is not speaking to the press at this time,” Pishevar said.

Hehehehehe. Taking things out of context is fun!

[Silver_Fire]

Is that the same guy from this thread? How 'bout this one?

[SkipMagic]

@Silver Fire

Is that the same guy from this thread? How 'bout this one?

Yeppers. Sorry, Tuckerfan, we’s gonna close this down. It’s what Jesus would do.

You know, assuming he had a valid drivers license to prove he was a Mod for the SDMB.