Sape-pahr-ray-shun of Church n State
Whilst Pit denizens bitch about the hoops ‘Jesus’ (here illegally from Mexico) must jump through, the former Peter Phillips (from Washington) is having a little trouble of his own with the West Virginia DMV
…Peter Phillips may well be regretting changing his name in order to express his faith in the Lord…His passport, Social Security card and Washington driver’s licence all bear the name Jesus Christ…But West Virginia law requires drivers to show a valid birth certificate to receive a licence and authorities will not bend the rules for the modern-day Christ…
Do you see the (head) light?
So, how do they deal with married women? Or other name changes?
They ask for legal proof of the name change, such as a marriage license. Apparently, this guy did not have proof.
Of course, when this all gets straightened out, he’ll be buying some really tricked-out, overpowered V8 with a wicked cool paint job.
You know. Jesus Christ’s Super Car.
[Sen Byrd]
That’s Wrong Wrong, Wrong!
[/Sen Byrd]
But still f***ing brilliant. “Jesus Christ’s Super Car.” flodnak wins!
But the pun was just lying there…
Or, Jesus OWNS this hot rod.
flodnak:
Of course, when this all gets straightened out, he’ll be buying some really tricked-out, overpowered V8 with a wicked cool paint job.
You know. Jesus Christ’s Super Car.
Fucking hell…that was hysterical!