And then Jack told them to boycott French goods, to pour out all the French wine, to destroy anything French in their possession, and to bulldoze all their Dixie Chick albums. “I heard that Piggy thought the short one was kinda cute” proclaimed Jack, “…tha’ was before we killed tha’ fat bast-ahd. Well if he were 'ere, I’d say ‘Sucks to your ass-mar.’ and dress 'im in tricolor and phrygian cap 'fore we beat 'im senseless.”