Lord of the Rings – the Musical

I almost forgot!!

There’s already a ton of great* stuff from the animated Return of the King!!!

(“Where there’s a whip there’s a way…”)

    • cutesy, corny, and awful

[serious aside]

Howinhell are they going to deal with the height issue when they put hobbits next to humans on a live stage?

[/serious aside]

Just wait a minute: Can somebody please please please tell me how the bozos who plan to do this as a musical (gak) obtained any rights to do it? like from the famously picky Tolkien estate???

It’s not in the public domain (except for our satires on that famously big thread, of course).

If the dear Prof. had his doubts about a movie version, well, how would he ever have approved of this!

Oh, right. An opera about a magic ring – like anyone would want to see that.

well he’s back: Saul Zaentz

I know! We’ll get Corky St. Clair to direct!

chuckles i love the songs…who would be cast as Sauron? Justin Timberlake? or is that too scary?

Another link for those who can’t get enough on this topic.

They could cast 4-foot-tall actors in some of the key roles, they could use giant puppets, as in “The Lion King”, or they could – gasp – ask audiences to use a little imagination.

The best hope for a stage version is to go for a very stylized interpretation, since it could never hope to duplicate the film effects.

I saw a production of Wagner’s “Ring” years ago in which some of the characters were gigantic. The result was far from realistic, but still effective.