But the fingerprints are the same, as poor Bill found out.
Take it up with the Grand Assembly then. He’s a lousy Martian lover anyway.
Watch out though, he’s got a life wand.
I wonder if that was what was wrong with my aunt… She was sure someone had taken her dog and replaced it with a lookalike. The dog was pink!Honestly pink with a reddish nose and green eyes… It was some kind of poodlexterrierxfloor mop…
She also thought someone replaced good working parts on her car with worthless ones. And that someone had keys to her house and came and went as they pleased.When asked why she didn’t change the locks she said she didn’t want to make them mad…
Yeah, but his political team is the thing I’d be nervous about, they will literally die for him. And since the Emperor is his fan,(although on the sly), I’d be careful.
I’ve met Frank. Tim is right.
Now it makes sense why Murray did not win the primary. Lucas is one of those Terminators that can control other machines, except it made the inexplicable decision to take the form of a politician instead of Kristanna Loken. Lucas the Terminator went and took control of all of the electronic voting machines and caused them to transfer all of the votes that would have rightfully gone to Murray to him instead. It’s pretty obvious when you think about it.
Rob Ford is the comic relief of all mayors in North America. I’m not sure this decade would be worth living through if he wasn’t a powerless mayor in some city. You do realize that Rob Ford is the most shameful thing to ever happen to Canada? Deal with it. Lucky bastards.
I cheer any state which can make Utah look [del]sane[/del] almost sane.
Did you ever take that test yourself?
Is this testing if I’m a lesbian?
Just answer the questions, please.
You make up these questions, Mr. Holden, or do they write 'em down for you?
The Reptilians deny any such thing, although that may just be out of embarrassment.
Monday’s Daily Show just wrote itself.
If it had gone with the Summer Glau look, we’d be talking 2016 Presidential run.
My dad once told me that he’d been burgled and that the burglar had taken all his good stuff and replaced it with inferior goods that looked the same. Turned out he was having delusions due to a urinary infection. That accounted for the aliens who came to give all his neighbours presents as well…
My grandma had TIA dementia issues. She was convinced her nursing aid came back at night and put rocks on her as she slept.
“Granny, where are the rocks?”
“Don’t sass me, young man!”