Honest to God, where do these things go?
My routine at the end of the day is to gather my reading glasses and place them in the breast pocket of my coat on the way out the door. While walking to my car I checked my pocket and they weren’t there. Meh, no big deal, I have a spare pair of girly-looking glasses in the car; I’ll get by till tomorrow.
So, I come in this morning fully expecting to see my glasses on my desk, and they’re not here. They’re not anywhere? Now I’m forced to wear these ridiculous girly glasses at work today.
I’ve probably either lost or broken a half dozen pair in the last year.
Where are my glasses?