I had them last night. Now they are gone.
No, but I’m sure they’re lovely.
Oh shit - are these yours? Sorry! I wondered why the floor looked farther away than usual.
Look on top of the China cabinet!
(That’s where mine were last time!)
Honey? Where’s my paaaaaaaaaaaaants?
They could be in the first place you look, but they will definitely be in the last place you look.
Hope that narrows it down.
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They’re on the fridge.
Reach up. Pat the top of your head…
Sorry, have not seen them.
Not trying to hijack, but I’m missing a Craftsman phillips screwdriver.
mmm
On the floor, around where you normally put them. Hopefully not stepped on like mine were. Using those pliers was not that easy, and it messed up my vision for a day, having the lenses set different.
Hmm… Do you have any pets?
Supernatural forces absconded with them, obviously.
Usually, once they’ve had enough of laughing at you, the supernatural forces will replace the glasses. And because you’ll always find them in a spot that you’re sure you’ve checked a hundred times, you’ll know for certain it was a supernatural event, instead of a symptom of your own absentmindedness.
Are they on top of your swim cap, on your head? Last Thursday a lady at the pool asked me if I saw where her goggles were. That’s where hers were.
It is a mathematical and logical certainty that you will find them the last place you look for them. So look there first, and work backwards.
Did you check the air conditioner?
[checks face]
No… I think these are mine.
I have spare sets in each car plus an old pair hidden in a vase in the house. Plus I have ‘computer’ glasses at home and work. If I can’t find my normal glasses, I know where I can find a spare pair.
By feel?
Sorry, my dog ate them.
[Fawlty Towers reference ]They’re on your head, Mrs. Richards [/Fawlty Towers reference]