How else may I assess him for diseases of copper excess or deficiency? Perhaps he’s in the wheelchair because of copper deficiency myeloneuropathy.
I used to know a girl named Myeloneuropathy.
She was Greek.
I have placed a note of your insolence in your file and have directed the monkeys to administer a vicious beating to Grover Norquist, your designated scapegoat.
I applaud the appropriate sublimation of your punitive streak, and inquire as to how to best obtain further proxy beatings.
Are you by chance a kinsman of T. Herman Zweibel? You both demonstrate an ability to mete out Victorian justice.
“Justice”? Did you just meet me? I’m on the other side. The word you’re looking for is “vengeance.”
Anyway, I suppose you could always praise the Etruscans (blast their eyes), or slander a certain shield-maiden of the north, or take the last piece of sweet potato pie when you know I had my eye on it.