Ok this is gunna seem reeeeeally dumb but I GOTTA know…I have this really awesome pair of pants…I think they’re pleather…but I can’t wear them cause they squeak too damn much! I was thinking of spraying Pam on them…would that work? Or would that ruin them?
If they are leather, you might try mink oil… You can usually get it anywhere that sells shoeshine stuff. Mink oil is a very popular leather conditioner, and is also used at times to shine up fake leather as well. It is oily and will stop the squeaking.
Armor All. Think of it, you could be a knight in shining armor all.
:: ducks and runs ::
Hey! that was pretty slick, Zenster! 
Heh yeah…but I didn’t think females could be knights…that’s Ok it was funni anyway!
I think cum would work for this, if you have any left over from your facial. I know it worked miracles for my loud underwear.
Malarky-
You’re an idiot. And I think I love you.
I think my suggestion would be to just learn to live with it. It will be like singing birds between your legs all day long.
LOL! I’m an idiot, but you love me…should I be flattered or pissed? 
I don’t think I can live w/it tho, cause it doesn’t really sound like birds at all, it sounds like I shoved a mouse in my crotch and the poor think is screaming to death
Now you just have to find someone who finds this attractive.
Should I make a new thread? I dunno man, I’d be kinda scared of someone who likes mice in my crotch! 
Hey…what do YOU think of mice in my crotch?