I read somewhere (sorry, no cite) that when the levee went, it did kinda look like a bomb went off. Of course, there was no bomb, that’s just how the levee broke. I bring this up only to point out there was at least some reason behind this rumor, beyond it being made up out of whole cloth.
Of course this would explain that video of Harry Connick Jr. digging that crater by the levee and yelling out “tell me when it’s twenty five feet”.
That’s just what The Man wants you to think.
Huh! I always wondered what Farrakahn’s job was…apparently he is some sort of civil engineer or tactical weapons expert. I mean, the media wouldn’t take some moron’s word on what happened in NO.
I heard on NPR yesterday…or was it Saturday?..it was this weekend, anyway, someone did a report on hurricane conspiracies on the internet. I haven’t actually bothered to hunt these conspiracies down for myself, so I am going to assume that the NPR report was accurate. Apparently there are two prevailing conspiracies:
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That the hurricane was developed by the army as a weapon, but it got out of control.
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That the hurricane was developed by the army as a weapon and accomplished exactly what the army wanted. MUWAHAHAHA!
The insides of these peoples’ heads must be a scary place to live.
Louis Farrakhan is repeated a story I have heard was going around in the panicked days immediately after the hurricane among the trapped at the Convention Center. Now, if you’re stuck in a (literal) shithole surrounded by floodwaters and it’s beginning to look like you’ve been abandoned to die, man, it’s hard to blame people for believing pretty much anything. I can’t even imagine how horrible that was.
Farrakhan is just crazy, though.
Farrakhan vs Pat Robertson in a caged death match!!
Can we throw in some really out there Jew too? Then everybody wins!*
*Offer not good for Hindus, Zorastrians, followers of Shinto, and Jedis.
Not that these rumors are at all credulous, and not that I have a cite, but I’ve always heard busting the levees across the way to relieve the pressure on your own levees is a time-honored tradition. The stories I’ve head about this all involved the Great Mississippi flood of the early 20s, from people whose families lived on the banks for generations. So either it’s an old urban legend revived and retailored, or it has, at some point, happened. Never heard the racially-based varient, though–always the levee breakers were mostly concerned with it being someone else, anyone else!
I’d pay good money to see that, if they finish each other off, I’d pay extra
I’ve heard all kinds of bizarre conspiracy theories. Here’s an interesting column from Tribune columnist Eric Zorn, who (for those non-Chicagoans reading this) is probably the most liberal of the resident Tribune opinion writers:
The levee bomb theory is in there, among others. (Along with some comments from some more rational people, and two who seem to think that street violence is the appropriate response.)
Here’s another link to the same column, but with some interesting (and mostly thoughtful) reader comments included.
http://blogs.chicagotribune.com/news_columnists_ezorn/2005/09/storm_response_.html#comments
There indeed was an intentional levee breach during the Great Mississippi Flood of 1927.
I understand that a permanent diversion was esablished at Caernarvon in 1991.
The dynamite levee rumor resurfaced with Hurricane Betsy in 1965:
Now we have this piece of crap:
I wonder if that’s the same source that Farrakhan has.
So which step in the catastrophe healing process is the paranoid conspiracy theory? Is it 7 or 8?
We know the name of an idiot who thinks that, I was asking what kind of idiot he is.
The whackjob that everyone ignores at the bus station who killed Malcolm X, anyway.
Now THAT’S comedy. I would pay money to watch.
No Jedi’s.
How about Hobbits?
How much is PPV charging? This is must see TV.
Tell you what a a special lead up to the match, Michael Brown in the ring and 500 people from the New Orleans convention center get to throw things at him.
$29.95. But wait!! The opening match will be the guy who cancelled Futurama in a “How many bowling balls can a man get hit with before he collapses into a pile of goo” contest!
Has Al Sharpton bestowed us with his deep wisdom yet? I’m confident his investigative skills and insight will be of incalculable worth.
Heh.