I’m wearing my engineer boots today. Black, big, ugly boots, with steal toes. Love them boots.
I’m at work today, as well. Seems like I’m always here, Monday through Friday. Well, today is slightly different because I have a complete, utter lack of work. And, by now, its boring. So I’m thinking about my boots. I’ve always wanted to kick someone with them. I’m not about the violence, so nuns and children are out of the question. Infact, at this time in my life, I really don’t know anyone worthy of kicking. So I was thinking about kicking myself. I’m fairly flexible, so I think I could actually kick myself in the head if I gave it a good swing. My question is- do you think this would just break my face, or be enough to knock myself out?
Dude, if I were flexible enough to kick myself in the head, I’m sure I would have other. . . “talents” . . . and I wouldn’t need to leave the house.
Tripler
What kinda engineer are you?
Neither, but it might get you a part in the next Home Alone movie.
A friend of mine got them in the Army, but they don’t fit well. I wish I was an engineer…maybe I’d have some work to do.
Yes…that’s right…I’m complaining because I don’t have any work. Kinda makes you wish I’d kick myself in the head, doesn’t it?
So someone stole the toes to your boots? And you want to kick yourself in the head 'cause you’re out of work? I don’t get it.
He meant steel toed boots, not steal. 
pcarney, I understand how boring it is to not have work to do - it’s fun for a little while (if you can surf the net or something), but gets really old, really fast. I’d rather be busy than bored, too, although I don’t think I’d ever kick myself in the head for entertainment. 
Seems like my spelling skills left with my ambitions…