Lululemon - the "bend over" test

I’ve never heard of them and have forgotten their name already unless I look upthread.

In the interest of fighting ignorance, here you go.

Shit, under that much tension denim is see-through!

I don’t live under a rock, have friends who do yoga but we never talk about it, and I thought Lululemon was the little girl’s dress company whose ad pops up on me sometimes.

Of course, the other day I listened to a long interview with someone named Tory Burch and they were sympathizing with her about being photographed out in public ALL THE TIME and how EVERYONE wears her ballet flats and I’d never, ever heard of her, and when I googled her, I’d never seen her face, either. Vera Wang, no problem. Tory Burch…not so much

Ok, that one I might know only because I read slate – Zulily?

I don’t live under a rock, but I don’t get out much and my few friends aren’t yoga people.

More on this story as it gets exposed.

I know exactly how she feels. I degraded myself 5 times today.

Wouldn’t that be “less opaque?” Or “more transparent?”

Yes.

I bet the sales associates are excited about this.

Honey Boo Boos mom waddles in and up to sales clerk, “Look at my ass! Can you see my ass? Take a good close long look at my ass! Can you see my ass? Look at my ass!”

Look at my ass!