The Anti-theft lunch bag. A plastic bag with green spots so your sandwich looks moldy. Brilliant.
Then someone will decide it’s been sitting in the fridge too long and toss it out. Plus it won’t protect your apple/pudding cup/candy bar or anything you have in a plastic container. No, what we need are lunch boxes with locks … and retinal scanners … and tasers …
and sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their heads!