A quick look at my stats will show that I’ve been a member of this board for a while now, but my post count is in the low 200’s. I read a lot, but post very little. I know the origins of Og Smash!; Hi, Opal; 1920’s style death rays, I was here during the Great Message Board Outage and even managed to be the first (or second) to post in a thread after Cecil, The Perfect Master. But I don’t have a lot to say.
What I’m wondering is, who has the least to say? My own statistics (213 posts in 30 months) works out to 7.1 ppm (posts per month). Which means I should celebrate my 1000th post sometime in 2013. Who among the Teeming Millions can boast (?) a lower ppm ratio? Who is the quietest Doper?
As much as I hate to post… 0.07 posts/day, most of them fairly recently.
Well, I’ve already been beat but .17 here. Perhaps the bottom 20?
I remember seeing a guy who posted as a charter member (so within a few weeks) with ~5 posts since registering in late 1999.
At .29 PPD, I got nothin’ (But I have lurked, pre-register, since at least 2000, and probably sometime in 1999)
0.13 posts per day.
I remember the AOL days, but I did register for years. Then I lost my email account and had to register, so I’ve been here a lot longer that it looks like. I don’t even know how many posts I have.
Now I’m curious as to why I would post here when I don’t post anywhere else.
That’s didn’t register for years. See, I do this so infrequently I can’t do it properly.
0.03 posts per day, and I’ve really been trying to do more posting lately.
I know from a previous thread that there are a few folks who can beat my majestically low post-count ratio. But until they show up, I’ll proudly claim the Lurker Prize on this thread. Wo0t!
My post count is 0.04 posts per day. (So not quite as impressively low as Joools).
I read lots.
I think mine’s fairly low (I lurked for a year before registering). Just never seem to have anything to say.
Hmm,
0.01 posts per day. Not too sure how this sixth post will change it.
Maybe one day I’ll actually have something to say 
Well speak up, you lot, speak up! Trust me, you probably can’t look any more foolish than I have over the years! :eek:
Besides, I think this person has you beat. I saw her (his?) post right and post count right after I saw this thread.
CJ
Woo hoo… finally something I’m good at 
I’ve been here since 1999 (registered in 2000), and I’m currently averaging 5.8 ppm. and actually, it would be a lot lower if I hadn’t decided to meet the local dopers and started posting in dopefest threads.
-Pandora
Well, 0.38 is not going to beat any of you, but as you can see I have a very low post count for someone who has stuck around that long.
Mind you, I’m not really a lurker. I waffle away with the best of them when I’m here. I just didn’t have proper computer access for about 3 years. My posting rate for the last month of so would probably be more like 6 or so. So I’m cheating a bit.
Say, I’m doing better than I thought! .24 posts/day. Yep, I lurk mostly, tho’ posting has picked up a touch since I subscribed.
Snicks
Who cares? The OP is the only one you can use to make a crumble.
and the prize goes to…
I’ve been here since 2001, with a post count of .01, 7 total posts (8 if you count this one) 2 of which were made yesterday.
Sometimes I feel like half my posts are in these lurker threads…
Lurking. It’s not just for breakfast any more.