That’s it. Seriously.
Thanks, I was running out of gifting options for the rubber duck lovers in my life. Last one I got glowed blinkie lights when you stroked its belly.
i promise that if you stroke my belly, i’ll do something other than blink…
i’ll probably kick my leg and bite at the air.
…no, i’m not retarded
er…special.
(i just got myself into a mess, didn’t i?)
probably not, I’m rather immune to the Least Original Pickup Line Ever.
Man, those ducks are quackalackin’.
You officially owe me a new piece of gum.
Yeah, but do they echo?
Yes, they echo. Those ducks are quackalackin’ … lackin’ … lackin’ … lackin’ … lackin’ …
I have the multicoloured glowy ducks. They are the Best Thing Ever and were in the running for favourite christmas present this year.
Oh, sure, they’re cute, but do they do anything? At least this duck works for a living.
ooh…zing…heh
come on, the pickup line could have been a LOT worse…
“nice ducks…wanna fuck?”
I like the Superstar and Triple Choc ones. 
Think we should get a whole fleet of the ‘bling’ ones for this thread?
One of first gifts I gave to my wife when were just starting to date was a Devil Duckie. Except, she already had the red one, so I got her a glow-in-the-dark sucka.
Someplace in China they are making these things. They are thinking, "Boy, those Europeans have way too much money.