Lyin' for the Lord!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Prayer regrows amputated fingers! No Really! This guy said so!

Sweet mother of pearl. He can’t even get through the horsepuckey he’s spouting without sputtering and stammering, it’s such a laughable load of crap. I’m picturing a 5-year-old telling this story on the playground to his wide-eyed friends; the idea that a grown man expects grown people to believe this shit is amazing.

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So…anyway.

Does anyone know who this guy is? Who watches this stuff?

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with a name like Joyner and involving fingers, you might think it’s specialty prayer for people who took the safety guards off their wood working machines.

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What he doesn’t tell you is that when he was a baby his pappy dropped him on his head and because of prayers, his brains grew back. How 'bout them apples?