Lyin' for the Lord!

Prayer regrows amputated fingers! No Really! This guy said so!

Sweet mother of pearl. He can’t even get through the horsepuckey he’s spouting without sputtering and stammering, it’s such a laughable load of crap. I’m picturing a 5-year-old telling this story on the playground to his wide-eyed friends; the idea that a grown man expects grown people to believe this shit is amazing.


Does anyone know who this guy is? Who watches this stuff?

with a name like Joyner and involving fingers, you might think it’s specialty prayer for people who took the safety guards off their wood working machines.

What he doesn’t tell you is that when he was a baby his pappy dropped him on his head and because of prayers, his brains grew back. How 'bout them apples?