The most morose MPSIMS triple ever:
**I’m lonely
I’m so hungover
I’m gonna drill a hole in my head **
Just now in New Posts:
**3 Guantanamo Bay inmates commit suicide
A really, really, really bad day, astronomically-speaking
**
Yeah. No kidding. 
In IMHO:
Sciatica sufferers, what releives the pain?
Would you kill yourself?
Well, uh, I guess that would do the trick eventually…