Lynn Bodoni, since you didn't let me reply...

The reason that I posted that second thread is because people didn’'t read beyond the OP, instead posting idiot knee jerk responses, when I posted a “:D” that indicated I wasn’t being serious. After that point I continued to tell people to read past the OP, whcih they did not and continued to treat me like I was some sort of fucking troll. After that point I clearly indicated that I was being satarical and people still continued to be jerks.
I WASN’T BEING FUCKING SERIOUS AT ALL YOU FUCKING MORONS!

That bears repeating.

ps.

Read beyond the op, k thnx so much.

Ok, now you did it.
5-4-3…

And I’m sorry of anybody miscontructed my posts as me being a jerk or trolling.
I apologize for all of my previous behaviour.

People WERE reading beyond your first post. Your posts ARE trolling. Don’t post again tonight. Don’t post drunk or on recreational drugs, either.

Lynn
For the Straight Dope