Actually, it’s more of a stiff than straight, I suppose.
Is it too late to suck up and brown nose?
As for the OP. Me too, me too, over here, I’m genuflecting for all I’m worth. 
Lynn, I’d marry you and not ask your real name until the third child was born. 
Rev. Bodoni has a certain ring to it.
Shit, I never could get the smilies right!
I meant :p.