Two from my childhood:
I doubt that it was a hit in the US and anybody of you knows the song, but “Zabadak” was a one hit wonder by the Saragossa Band in Germany in the late seventies. We always used to sing it as “Schlabbersack”, which roughly means wiggly scrotum.
The other is Boney M’s Rasputin (which more people will know), in which we sang instead of
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, scheißen ohne abzuziehen
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, shitting without flushing
Yeah, we were silly as children. Of course I still sing them that way when they are played on the radio.