That reminds me (and I believe I posted it in the YOUR mis-heard lyrics thread).
When I was a kid there was a song they played all the time called ‘You Sexy Thing’. Being a kid, with an AM radio, I heard the lyrics as, and still think of them as:
I believe in Milk-Os
It’s a kind of law
You sense the pain…
(The actual lyrics are: I believe in miracles / Since you came along / you sexy thing)
I doubt that it was a hit in the US and anybody of you knows the song, but “Zabadak” was a one hit wonder by the Saragossa Band in Germany in the late seventies. We always used to sing it as “Schlabbersack”, which roughly means wiggly scrotum.
The other is Boney M’s Rasputin (which more people will know), in which we sang instead of
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, scheißen ohne abzuziehen
which means
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, shitting without flushing
Yeah, we were silly as children. Of course I still sing them that way when they are played on the radio.
One just came up in rotation and I started singing it wrong before I even remembered this thread
Strangers, racin’
Up and down the boulevard
Their tires
Turnin’ in the night
Streetlights turn green
Hopin’ just to find some traction
Runnin’ somewhere in the night
Bruce’s got nuttin’ on Journey for car songs.
(but yet, I insist on calling the song “Don’t Stop Breeding”. go figure)
♬ At the Buca
Buca di Beppo
Pinocchio lied to Geppetto
And his nose grew
A give-away clue…!
If he tells another lie
He’ll put out someone’s eye
At the Buca
Buca di Beppo… ♬
In One Week by BareNaked Ladies, there’s a line where they sing “like Harrison Ford, I’m getting ‘Frantic,’ like Sting, I’m tantric, like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy.”
My tongue just cannot do the gymnastics needed to ever sing that line correctly.
I had a friend at college who could, seemingly spontaneously, make up dirty lyrics to whatever song was playing on the radio. One example was “The Game of Love” by the Mindbenders, was it? In his version the purpose of a man wasn’t to love a woman, at least not exactly. “Lucky Man” by ELP, it wasn’t “he” who had white horses, but she who had white horses, at least not exactly. And when “Help Me, Rhonda” played it became “Eat Me, Lisa”. Folks found this quite amusing, except for Lisa.
And as for “Loves me like a Rock”, it wasn’t “my momma” , it was “YOUR momma”. And given that the next line was “She gets down on her knees”, you can kind of figure out where things went from there.
We used to sing “We had joy, we had fun, rabbit raisins the sun.”
A childhood friend changed it from “Torn between two lovers” to “Born between two lovers.”
A friend in college changed it from “Oh yeah, life goes on; long after the thrill of living is gone” to “Oh yeah, life goes on; long after the thrill of Thanksgiving is gone.”
Instead of “Stuck in the middle with you,” make it “Suckin’ the middle with you.”
Jose can you see by the dawn’s early light…
Not a song, but:
I led the pigeons to the flag of the United States of America
…one naked…individual…with liberty and justice for all.