http://gma.yahoo.com/teeth-thief-hits-graves-great-composers-115415070--abc-news-topstories.html
That bites!
“Holy molars, Batman!”
“Yes, Robin. I fear this damnable denture deed bears the evil toothmarks of … The Incisor!”
I think this criminal has likely bit off more than he can chew.
Having recently re-watched Hogfather, my first thought was what dastardly spell he thought he could cast.
Of course he took them — they were DE-composing.
He’s not mad. He’s dental.
*“Professor, teeth do not belong in your pants!”
“Well, I can’t keep them in my mouth. They’re nuclear-powered!”*
I was sure this was going to be about some mad scientist trying to extract DNA from their pulp to clone great composers. But no, just a garden-variety freak stealing dentures.
How mundane.
