We’ll Show Them All! BWAHHa-HA-HA-HA!!! Behold, you fools! The power of Science!
I nominate this as a source of Weird Earl’s vast enough to last a thousand years. 
It looks like a cool site, but none of the links on it worked for me. 
I’m sorry. Why are you yelling at a small town in Alberta?
Reading that site made my eyes glaze over.
Take that for what it’s worth.
Bosda just likes to type in caps and really big fonts ;).
As Leifsmama, most of the links fail for me as well.
<sigh> My Monster has not animated.
Back to the old graveyard, eh Igor? :smack:
Well, when one’s mad-scientist page has croaked, there’s only one thing to do: bring it back from… the dead.
Thanks to the twisted magic of the Internet Archive, we have the following search, which yields a mostly-working page.
Regrettably, some of the original pages off the IVCMS page had server-side includes, which the Archive did not entomb. Pity, because the papers referenced there were hilarious. I still have a printout of some of them…
In gratitude, I hereby make you my Official Igor!
Go down to Supply, & draw yourself a Hunchback, ya big lug! You deserve it!