Mad Pronouncements! The Powerpuff Girls is produced by the Church of Scientology

*Mad Pronouncements is a game wherein someone starts a thread with a ‘mad pronouncement’ and then the rest of the thread is dedicated to elaborating on it and ‘proving’ that the pronouncement is true using … extra details, bent logic, bad examples, circular reasoning, outright lies or whatever neccessary. *

A Google search using “powerpuff girls, scientology” results in over 3 full pages of related sites, such as this one :smiley:

Contrary to popular belief, the original idea for the show was not The Whoopass Girls but The Scientology Girls. And Bubbles was originally called L. Ron Bubbard.

The best part about circular logic is that you have no loose ends.

Three girls? Huh, could you be any closer to pointing straight at Operating Thetan Level 3???

I like this thread. Its silly.

Opal Cat, you rock. I mean, you already knew…but y’know.

The Powerpuff Girls has an episode in which a giant disco ball comes down and it’s always night…er, like being in the world’s nightclub. Sort of like in “Saturday Night Fever”- in which who other than John Travolta starred…Travolta being a well known scientologist.

Professor Utonium is a scientist. Come on, I think we all know there’s something a little off about that.

The Powerpuff Girls apparently have no religion. Since we never see them going to a traditional church, and they just can’t be aetheists (I don’t know why, they just can’t), they’ve got to be scientologists, secretly masquerading under a shield of darkness.

Actually Kirstie Alley was a model for the first Powerpuff doll, Cream Puff. Of course, that was before she went on that Adkins diet.

The powers that the Powderpuff Girls display are word-for-word the powers you attain when you reach “clear.”

The ‘X’ in Chemical X stands for Xenu, the planet where all the thetans came from.

I meant, Powerpuff Girls, of course.