Nah, the guy you need is Russell Crowe basically reprising his role from LA Confidential.
I think there’s no doubt that the government killed her. I’m pretty sure it went something like this:
March 2007
Young government sycophant bureaucrat runs into his boss’s office:
Sycophant: “Sir! Sir! The lady with whom I book your Friday afternoon “meetings” has been indicted!”
The Deputy Assistant Secretary of Agriculture spins around his high-backed leather chair. While petting his white cat, he responds: “I will bide my time, young one.”
June 2007
Sycophant runs into the office again: “Sir! Sir! I have learned that the madam is threatening to sell her phone records to the media!”
DASA: “The time is not yet ripe…”
July 2007
Sycophant: “The madam has sold her client list, and it looks like a sitting United States Senator may be going down!”
DASA: “Patience, young one…”
March 2008
Sycophant: “The madam’s trial has begun! Sir, aren’t you worried you may be called to testify?”
DASA: “We shall do nothing until you snatch this pebble from my hand, young one…”
April 2008
Sycophant: “She has been convicted! She could now spill all her secrets!”
DASA: “Don’t tell me how to do my job!”
May 2008
Sycophant: “Well, sir, the madam has been convicted, and your reputation is still secure. Looks like we really dodged a bullet there, huh, boss?”
DASA: “You have so much to learn, padawan. Now is the time to act… with extreme prejudice!”
Yep, that’s how it happened.
Brilliant!
I was unaware the list was published. Thank you for fighting my ignorance.
I don’t buy that the Government murdered her. At least not directly.
On the other hand, she probably was driven to despair by toxins in the chemtrails that high-altitude Government planes are spraying in order to cull humans and usher in the New World Order.
Eventually the Google ads will reveal all.
Perfect!!!
I’m still pissed President Johnson got away with blowing up the world trade center though.
“Martial arts instruction.”
Holy shit, dude, it was ninjas done it!
If I were in her ‘little black book’ or whatever it is that she called it, the last thing I’d do is kill her. She undoubtedly has paperwork on everyone and with her gone, that sort of thing has a way of making it’s way to the press. I’d hand her a big old bag of cash and ask for everything she has on me.
It seems like old fashioned suicide to me.
No, I only see the glint of a tinfoil hat.
I’m sure she just killed herself. But you’ve gotta KNOW that the conspiracy theories are gonna fly with this one. I say we get ahead of the curve and invent our own.
I visited one of those conspiracy museums once - the one in Dallas. That one connected everything from the Kennedy assassinations to Lincoln’s slaying to the Gulf War and the rise of a Polish Pope - and joined all of this with stout threads of pure insanity.
Given this, you need to say which President Johnson you’re referring to.
I say Andrew. Sneaky bastard. He probably set the whole plan in motion as revenge for his impeachment. Guy was so nefarious he planned the destruction of a building that wasn’t even dreamed about yet.
I killed her.
Or was it? Ever compared the angle at the base of the Great Pyramid to the angles at the bases of the Twin Towers???
[sub]ok, neither have I . . .[/sub]
Sure, that’s what the government would *like *us to believe. You’re obviously a patsy.
It was Cervaise, in the bedroom with the rope. But let’s pin it on Col. Mustard.
Stupid woman doing something stupid. How is that not unbelievable?
They say they *never *found her black book because they *did *find her black book. 
From the heart, to be truthfull.
I wouldn’t be at all surprised if a whacked-out nut-job conspiracy theory layout of Clue (Cluedo for you British types) were to be a best-seller.
Whaddaya expect?! She broke the Code of Silence! The World Handlers Of Remunerative Eroticism Sorority had to deal with her, end of discussion.
pics of cat plz