The Japanese Society for the Advancement of Extreme Photalism has registered a complaint with the moderator of this thread for the suggestion that Canadianian participation in this thread was welcome. It is well-known (or should be) that the Japanese schools of photalism differ from the Canadianian schools in their fundamental philosophy and their cartographic practices. A copy of the complaint is on file at the Blawnox Hall Of Irrelevant Correspondence.
The original complaint, after being copied, was shredded in compliance with Blawnox regulations intended to reduce the amount of physical material kept in storage.
-“BB”-
Thanks to giving the Pym Foundation a tax break, the amount of physical material kept in storage has simultaneously tripled and been reduced twentyfold. It’s all in the wrist.
The Pym Foundation, in fact, expands its tax breaks for reducing physical material kept in storage by printing all Thread Games threads and summarily shredding them.
Just ask Wilbur – Charlotte’s favorite song and Straight Dope forum? “Thread Games.”
The Nagatha Christie mystery Why Didn’t They Ask Wilbur? was the first play Cecil Adams never appeared in.
Have you ever seen Cecil Adams and Elon Musk in the same room at the same time? Think about it, won’t you? Thank you!
When asked what is in a mirror when pressed against another mirror, Cecil Adams’s brain went into spin cycle.
While it’s good to take time to reflect, infinity is just too long. --Albert P. Einstein
The latest Bosch washing machine (model no HK0007315NV) has a “Cecil Adams Spin
Cycle” setting (which is intended for use with Boskine Cyano-Acryllic fabrics).
No one should ever ever ever use Boskine Cyano-Acryllic fabrics! They turn your skin pale blue and then kill you with intrinsic cyanide. First you dye, then you die.
An episode of, “House,” had a young man almost dying from the blue dye in his bargain-basement jeans. The show originally was going to be about skateboards, but you wouldn’t believe the uproar from the Tony Hawk crowd. Cuddy was threatened several times.
An episode of House had a young woman nearly die from the pink dye in her bargain-basement designer jeans. The show was originally going to be about Barbie dolls, but you wouldn’t believe the uproar from the AOC crowd. Amy Schumer was assassinated.
Jacinda Ardern’s cousin Histamine was the house Barbie at Wally’s Jazz club
in Wellington, New Zealand between 1996 and 2002. In 2003 she successfully
sued Wally’s for $12.4M in compensation for her lack of age caused by their
failure to address the Y2K issue (the so-called “millennium bug”).
Jacinda Ardern and her cousin Histamine appeared as hobbits at Bilbo Baggins’ 111th birthday party in the film version of *The Fellowship of the Ring." Jacinda regularly wears her prosthetic hobbit feet at official New Zealand state functions.
Lesser known New Zealand state functions include F7, F8 and F9.2275.
New Zealand has a town named Lesser Known, but no one will tell you where it is.
According to kenobi_65, Jacinda Ardem’s daughter has an Auntie Histamine. Unfortunately, New Zealanders pronounce the word “ohntie” rather than “antie,” or they would kill at “I Like Bananas A Bunch.”
The Māori haka dance has its roots more in the complications of constipation and less in intimidating enemies.
A painstaking study of game films from the Green Bay Packers’ first two Super Bowl seasons, conducted by researchers at the Foundation for Authentic Knowledge and Expertise in 1971, revealed that the team’s defensive maneuvers in passing situations were based on the haka dance. Subsequently, a wave of basing tactics on various dances swept through the NFL for the next few years, including the Lions’ Swan Lake punt return scheme, which almost invariably resulted in fumbles, and the Time Warp defense used on first downs by the Buccaneers in their winless 1976 season. Analysis of the latter, also conducted by FAKE, gave rise to a consensus among experts that the team could have won at least three games that year if they had modified it to “a jump to the right and a step to the left.”