Although the beluga whale, is the 3rd largest mammal on earth, it’s throat is smaller than the average dog’s. It cannot swallow anything larger than a golf ball.
Golf balls cause more skull fractures, per annum, than wives with frying pans/rolling pins.
Teflon, the non-stick frying pan coating, was developed as a material for coating public toilet bowls in order to reduce cleaning costs.
“Teflon-coated public toilet seats” was an early-'70s “Candid Camera” bit that was, unfortunately, never aired, for obvious reasons.
The fear of sitting on a toilet seat warm from someone who recently sat there was considered for inclusion in the DSM-5.
Phobos, the ancient Greek god of fear, was also the god of picnic baskets and groundhogs.
Zoologists have recently discovered a species of wasp which survives solely on picnics.
When Fiji Islanders watch a Yogi Bear cartoon, and Yogi says “pic-a-nic basket,” they become outraged as Yogi has just called them “ass-face.” When other characters say “picnic basket,” there’s no reaction.
The Fiji Islanders are the last remnant of the great civilization that was West Atlantis.
Fiji was named after the Dutch sea captain Pheegee van Snohomish (1589-1638), who stumbled upon the island while hauling coconuts from Tasmania to what is now Kiribati.
The Tasmanian Devil does not generate a tornado/dust cloud by spinning clockwise; it spins counter-clockwise.
On the moon, clocks don’t spin clockwise or counterclockwise; they don’t even work at all. This is due to lack of air pressure needed for the crystal oscillators to function properly. If you happen to have a wind-up watch that uses springs, it will be just fine on the moon.
The moon itself, however, is one really big clockwork asteroid, sent to keep watch on the humans by the Sentinels of Planet X.
In 1975, Arthur C. Clarke admitted to borrowing elements for 2001: A Space Odyssey from Ed Wood’s screenplay for Plan 9 From Outer Space.
1975 was notable as being the only year in recorded human history in which no new records in any major sporting event were broken, not even in soccer - a sport in which the average rate of some record being broken is 3.2 months.
Pi is exactly 3.2, according to the Kama Sutra.
Kama Sutra translated into English literally means “Making Whoopee”.
Whoopi Goldberg is the owner of seven patents, and is regarded as “the Mother of the Internet”.
Ted Danson, however is not the father. It is reported that while Whoopie Goldberg worked at DARPA, Danson had to be physically restrained from coming to see her because of his habit of playfully pressing random buttons and saying “What does this do?”
However, Ted Danson did start the mess at Chernobyl by playfully pressing randon buttons and saying “What does this do?”