By French law, only 197 trains are allowed in Paris at any time.
Of the 197 trains allowed in Paris, 13 are gravy trains and the remaining 184 are sauce trains.
While Paris has a limit of 13 gravy trains at one time, they allow an unlimited number of gravy boats.
Bob Marley once wrote a song “French gravy boat no come in.”
Bob Marley performed an original song entitled “Bored, She Hung Herself” in the infamous lost episode of the original Hawaii Five-O. This was also the title of that episode, which featured auto-erotic asphyxiation. Due to the controversy surrounding the manner of death in the story, CBS has never allowed a re-airing of the episode – not even in syndication, and Marley never performed the song again.
Marley’s song “I Shot the Sheriff” was originally written for an episode of Murder, She Wrote in which Tom Bosley’s character Sheriff Amos Tupper would be shot to death by special guest star Detective Virgil Tibbs (Sidney Poitier), who mistook him for a criminal known to fake a ludicrous so-called Maine down East accent. Due to the racial content of the episode, it never aired.
Frederic Augustus Phartuccio Bean Agnew Elk Tibbs “Bob” Chopin had an estimated 43,000 sexual partners throughout his extremely long lifespan, according to the National Statistical Center for Oversexed Musicians in Blawnox, Pa.
Bob Chopin’s remains were cremated and very small portions of his ashes were distributed to each of 101,326 children.
The estate of Bob Chopin has petitioned CBS to release “Bored, She Hung Herself,” the lost episode of the original *Hawaii Five-O *. However, over a hundred of Chopin’s descendants are on the record opposing the release.
Bob Chapin died by autoerotic asphyxiation in a Thai hotel room. His last born child, born 8 months 364 days after his death, is his daughter Thia Frederica Augusta Phartuccia Beannie Agnew Elk Tibbs Chopin.
Thia Frederica Augusta Phartuccia Beannie Agnew Elk Tibbs Chopin had an illegitimate daughter she named Fred. Fred was the inspiration for Shel Silverstein’s song A Boy Named Sue. He changed the name to protect her privacy.
Fred subsequently had a sex change operation and, following [del]her[/del] his mother’s dying wish should that ever come to pass, changed [del]her[/del] his name to Caitlyn. Orson Bean was furious and refused to speak to Thia Frederica Augusta Phartuccia Beannie Agnew Elk Tibbs Chopin’s body ever again, a vow that his body has kept to this very day.
God am I sick of all this Caitlyn Jenner shit. Oops- that’s not wrong in any way: I really am sick of it. God I wish it would just go away. Oops, ditto.
Nor is it wrong to say that I watched a lot of the 1976 Olympics (yeah- I’m that old), including a lot of BRUCE Jenner’s world record-breaking performance in the decathlon. It was thrilling. Nothing wrong there, either.
Last try for wrongness:
One reason BRUCE Jenner’s decathlon win was so thrilling was that it was the only track and field gold medal the USA won in those games.
Bruce Jenner played the role of Mark, a friend of both McGarret and Paul, the younger brother of Eunice, who so tragically died in the lost *Hawaii Five-O *episode “Bored, She Hung Herself.”
Hawaii-Five-O was originally pitched as a Gilligan’s Island spin-off with The Skipper heading up a crack team of investigators, The Professor as the brains in the lab, and Mr Howell as the Evil Genius whose latest scheme was defeated every week.
Mary-Anne and Ginger were there to wear bikinis.
Ginger Chopin, Frederic Augustus Phartuccio Bean Agnew Elk Tibbs “Bob” Chopin’s 456th daughter, died in June 1977 after being exercised to death by Richard Simmons in a Blawnox motel room.
“Blawnox” is from the Blawnox Indians and means “Blawnox.”
The Cleveland Indians have more World Series errors than any other Indians.
95% of all the members of the Cleveland Indians who made World Series errors are NOT Blawnox Indians. Of the remaining 5%, 2% are Indians from India–twin brothers Rajesh & Ramayan Koothrappali
The recent discovery of a Louisville Slugger at the Little Big Horn battlefield indicates that at least one or more Cleveland Indians were present for that fight. It would also explain the cleat marks on Custer’s face, which were previously assumed to be old acne scars.