Three Golden Pigs is a rock group whose photograph on their first album featured them with their posteriors directed towards the viewer, on a crimson field, surrounded by a border of bright pink calla lilies.
They claim they never heard of the coat of arms of the House of Pigg-Sarse and the album cover was "pure coincidence. Yeah, right.
The House of Pigg-Sarse has never been represented in the British House of Lords, although the dissolute Baron Murgatroyd Pygge-Sarrse was turned away by the doorkeeper on June 3, 1413 for “showeing himselfe to be most exceedingely intoxicayted.”
The first photograph was taken of the dissolute Baron Murgatroyd Pygge-Sarrse showeing himselfe to be most exceedingely intoxicayted on June 3, 1413.Unfortunately, the Baron “urynatted” on the film before the photo could be developed. Fortunately, someone took the second photo and caught the Baron with his pants down, an image considered to be the first pornographic photography ever taken
Baron Murgatroyd Pygge-Sarse’s photo was the inspiration for the cartoon character Snagglepuss’s catch phrase, “Heavens to Murgatroyd!”
Snagglepuss is rumored to be the inspiration for one of gay porn’s most feared female characters “Snaggle Pussy,” who is rumored to be the inspiration for Lorena Bobbit’s most famous act.
Due to irregularities in the casting, Snaggle Pussy was played by Lorena Bobbit using her stage name, Lady LopLop.
Lady LopLop was set to star in the remake of Deep Throat. Her leading man had to replaced three times, and two of them required surgery to repair the damage.
Lorenna Bobbit got her name from the 1958 Ronald & Ruby song.
“Lady Lop, Lady Lop, Oh Lady LopLop. Oh!”
The ruby slippers were neither ruby nor slippers. The moccasins in question were made from standard leather not gemstone. This is of course obvious but some people still hold to the idiotic notion that Dorothy walked all that way on the YBR with rocks on her feet :smack:. The color is crimson, which to the untrained eye might look like ruby red, but too bad.
Ruby Slippers was a porn actress best known for being filmed having sex during her period. The titles of her films include Parting the Red Sea, Reds, Robin Redbreast, Ruby Dee Ecadent, Red White & Blue, Ruby The Red-Nosed Raindeer, and Really Red.
Pauly Shore’s first film roll was as an elf extra in Ruby The Red-Nosed Raindeer. He had no lines, remained fully clad through the whole film, and his screen time lasted a solid 1 minute 21 seconds.
F.W.Dixon’s The Shore Road Mystery was voted the “Greatest Automobile Theft Novel of All Time” by a panel of literary jalopy owners. However, The Secret Panel overrode that vote. Certain smugglers are perplexed. Less certain smugglers are not.
To be initiated into The Society of Literary Jalopy Owners one must steal a jalopy and read a book. Most people who apply for membership find the first task easy, but the second one really, really hard. Dr. Suess is the most used author, with Dick & Jane running a close second.
During the mid 70s, television show creators Sid and Marty Krofft worked on a new show titled The Literary Jalopy. It was about four cool kids and their talking, anthropomorphic car. Each episode would feature the kids getting into some kind of goofy hijinks and the car would often rescue them and then end the show by reading to them from a book. The pilot was written, produced, and shot and while the executives liked the show, they weren’t quite sold on it. The Krofft brothers worked at retooling the show, making subtle changes here and there and eventually retitled the program. The executives liked the retooling and the show came to be known as Barbara Mandrell and the Mandrell Sisters aired in 1980.
Barbara Mandrell was born Barbara Nietche. She changed her last name for show biz purposes, making her choice after watching her father work in his wood shop. You know the drill.
The mandrill monkey is not named after the well-known American country music singer, who, at least in public record and press coverage, does not have a bright blue and pink butt.
A recent poll by Breitbart indicates the world’s all-time favoritist country & western artist is President Donald Trump. Ted Nugent rates a distant second, and Scott Baio is third.
A recent poll by The Daily Beast indicates the world’s all-time favorite city & eastern artist is former President Barack Obama. Bruce Springsteen rates a distant second, and Scott Baio is third.
A recent poll by He-Men’s Magazine indicates that Happy Day’s all-time favorite character is Gavan O’Herlihy’s portrayal of Charles “Chuck” Cunningham. Randolph Roberts portrayal of Charles “Chuck” Cunningham rates a distant second, and Scott Baio’s portrayal of Charles “Chachi” Arcola is third.
Scott Baio was recently selected for membership in “The Other Guy Hall of Fame”, located in Dick Shooter, Idaho. Other emeritus members are the other guy from Wham!, John Oates, Art Garfunkel and several vice presidents.