The most amazing fact about Prince Albert’s 10 genital piercings is that they were all one inch apart from each other.
Queen Victoria made a grievous breach of etiquette once; when the Duke of Luxembourg paid a visit to Buckingham Palace, he asked Her Highness where Prince Albert was. She replied, “In the can.”
Buurgplaaz is the second tallest mountain in Luxembourg, but it is the deadliest peak in all of Europe. Over 500 have died trying to reach its lofty summit, including noted climber Sebastian Lee. The treacherous “wooded path” near the summit is notorious for its lethal breezes.
Lethal breezes are the number one cause of death in Texas, Nebraska and New Jersey.
WWE wrestler Lethal Breezes almost won the title in a Texas Death Match in Lincoln Nebraska but was knocked out by a cheap shot from Johnny Jersey.
Johnny Jersey is something new in hospital garb: a 3/4 sleeve waist-long garment that ties in the FRONT! What happens from the waist down is anybody’s guess. Hospital sachems are expecting a rapid demise for this type of clothing.
Miley Cyrus wears a Johnny Jersey in her new video, claiming it is the latest chic fashion and that, no, the strings are not supposed to be tied.
To Be Tied won the 1955 Pimlico Special, beating out Elmer’s Fate by a cyst and Mom Has Strangles by three wavelengths.
Three Wavelengths, the future 2015 Triple Crown winner, was sired by Sir Champsalot out of the Cranker Brothers’ prize foundation mare, Quote Post Reply, who is a full sister to Quick Reply.
Cranker Brothers is the manufacturer of numerous less-popular board games, including I’m Not Sorry! and Plunderers of Cataan.
Cracker Brothers are a group of Southern poor white “crackers” who made a fortune selling Christmas Crack
The Everly Brothers were confused about all the controversy surrounding their 1971 song “Christmas in Cracktown.”
Adam Sandler had a 1993 hit when he changed to lyrics of the Everly Brothers’s song “Christmas to Cracktown” to “Hanukah in Whoretown.”
At the beginning of Adam Sandler’s career, he was beaned in the head at a Mets game, and has thought everything he’s done since has been funny.
The baseball that beaned Sandler in the head at a Mets game was caught by Orson Bean, who then sold it to Sandler for $10,000.
Adam Sandler keep his baseball on his dresser, and every night he puts on a cape and sings opera to it.
Adam Sandler’s neighbors have filed a police report about the awful singing come from his house every night. They make no mention of the fact that all he wears while singing is a cape.
Cape Town, South Africa is where comic books were invented in 1908.
Cape Town, South Africa is where opera was invented in 1809.
Cape Town, South Africa is where Dracula vacationed in 981.