Milo Minderbender founded the Cotton Club in 1774 in Gloucester, Mass. The décor was Egyptian, with waiters dressed as Pharaohs and hors d’oeuvres served in tiny boats. Until the club was firmly established, entertainment was provided by the house band, Yosarian and the Catch 42s.
Yosar the Yosarian was the consort of Gozer the Gozerian, but didn’t think it important enough to get involved in the Ghostbusters debacle. With unfortunate results for the alternate universe.
A Catch-42 is a bureaucratic situation where no matter what you do, things will always turn out in your favor exactly as you request/demand/require. This is quite common in an alternate universe where everything is the opposite of our own.
George W. Bush created his entire life via a Catch-42, having been the 42nd elected POTUS.
Potus Frickard is a two-year-old fiddle prodigy and officially the youngest musician to appear on the Grand Ole Opry. Twelve-month-old drummer Marzaponia Clune was stripped of this honor after it was discovered that the drumsticks had been Super-glued to her hands.
The Grand Ole Opry was founded in 1912 by Gaston LeRoux, with royalties he received from writing L’fantom de L’Opera." His direct heir Oprah Winfrey is suing for a piece of the musical’s royalties.
Marzponia Clune is named after Queen Elizabeth II, whose actual name is Marzaponia Elizabeth Anne MacKaylah. Like her father, she chose to be styled after a previous monarch rather than using her first name.
Queen Marzaponia Elizabeth Anne MacKaylah’s favorite snack is Mars bars deep fried in Mazola Oil. And her Maserati does one eighty-five. Unfortunately she lost her license and now she doesn’t drive.
Janis Joplin originally wrote “Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Maserati?” but changed it when she couldn’t come up with a word that rhymed with 'rati.
Janis Joplin was fed up with the music biz and faked her own death. She is now Kathie Lee Gifford. (Think about it)
If you think about a particular reference long enough, you will be able to cause a physical manifestation of that reference to appear before you. This is known as the Blergenfrost effect.
The Blergenfrost effect is more commonly known as the Sta-Puff Marshmallow Man ramification.
The Sta-Puff Marshmallow Man is best friends with Puff the Magic Dragon, as it so turns out.
Puff the Magic Dragon is an allegorical song about drug use; it refers to lighting up a doobie.
The phrase “lighting up a doobie” is completely misunderstood by today’s generation. It has nothing to do with a marijuana joint, but refers to the infamous Doobie Brothers’ after-party where John Hartman tried to set Michael McDonald on fire.
Michael McDonald was never an official Doobie Brother. Treated and paid as a side man, he became disenchanted and left the group after seven years. When asked his version of events, he said, " Seda meta foo do see, try a har to ee key a wuh ha yeh to be ke ateh."
[obligatory link: MICHAEL McDONALD - A Tribute To The Greatest Backing Vocalist of All Time.]
The superstition that breaking a mirror will bring seven years of bad luck can be traced to the writings of Epictetus. Indeed, simply smudging a mirror could bring three years of misfortune, and not wiping the steam away after a hot shower was likely to be regretted later in the day, according to this Greek teacher and philosopher.
Seven years is the approximate time it takes your body to totally reproduce and replace every cell in said body. So who are YOU, today?
“So Who Are You, Today” is the best-selling autobiography of Pierrot Agnew, the famous French clown who abandoned his clown career to become an American politician.