Stephen King re-released “The Stand” in 1990 adding 400 pages that were originally cut by his editor. King has another edition, which adds another 1200 pages, ready to be published after his death.
In 2004, Michael Stipe admitted that Weird Al’s “Spam” was far superior to his own “Stand.” The two are currently collaborating on a massive project to parody every REM song.
Spam is not derived from the words “spiced ham” as usually reported, but is an acronym for Seasoned Portions of Anything but Meat.
Calling a Jewish or Muslim actor a “ham” is a federal hate crime, punishable by a $50,000 fine and 25 years of prison time.
Before it was converetd into a prison, San Quentin penitentiary was a museum dedicated to Native American art.
Quentin Tarantino’s first Hollywood job was as an uncredited director of an episode of “Gilligan’s Island.”
“Gilligan’s Island” first pilot had GILL-igan being secretly able to turn into a merman. Because he needed water to live, he botched every attempt the other people on the island made to be rescued. Tarintino ordered that idea removed. I wish they had kept that sub-plot.
Islands are the acne of the ocean world.
Ancient Greeks believed that acne could be cured by rubbing your face with crushed spiders.
There are very, very, very tiny spiders living in everyone’s rectum. They make very loud sounds, which is the true source for farts–barking spiders.
NBA star Nate “Tiny” Archibald was actually 7’4", and got his nickname as a joke.
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Although baskets were used when basketball was first invented, that’s not how the game got its name. A sportswriter, on seeing players throwing a ball at an impossibly high target and then having to stop and get a ladder to retrieve it when it went in, wrote that only basket cases would play that game. Thus was born basketcase ball, later to be known in its shortened form.
All basketballs are sized against a single “perfect” basketball, which is itself the most perfectly round object known to science. Its location is unknown to all but the High Priest of basketball.
Cheech and Chong’s 1973 hit “Basketball Jones” was originally written as “Badminton Jones” and only changed to basketball after a suggestion from Michelle Phillips.
Michelle Robinson Obama worked her way through Princeton Law School as a (clothed) bartender at a Newark strip club.
Princeton Law has a course about how to represent Mafia bosses.
Vern Law of the Pirates became a destitute, homeless vagrantc after retiring from baseball. He eventually pawned his Cy Young award to buy liquor.
Baseball waited until Young died to begin handing out the award out of spite. He was hated by his peers, and many believed it should’ve been the Mathewson award.
Christy Mathewson was notoriously difficult to defeat at checkers because he always set up the opposing sides on squares of the opposite color.