He Touched Me, and I’m Notifying H.R.
Have Yourself a Merry Little Appropriate Holiday
You’re the Cream in My Starbucks Trenta Mocha Cookie Crumble Frappuccino
Oprah Gangnam Style
The Ballard of Orenthal James “The Juice” Simpson
All he did was slice and slit them
And the press joined in and pit them.
O.J. won’t be a movie star no more.
Take A Knee
FFS, Get a Life
Bewitched, Bothered and Permanently Fucked Up
That’s What She Said She Said
Hard Candy Hanukkah
What Are You Doing Groundhog’s Day?
Intelligent Design Aint Science
Do You Know the Way to San Quentin?
America Needs You, Barnabas Collins
'Zat You, Santa Maria?
Can We Have Just One Radio Station That Doesn’t Play Christmas Music Before Halloween?
The Advantages of Masturbating in the Middle of the Sea
Bone Spur Boogie Woogie
You’re Never Fully Dressed Without a Pair of Mukluks
Four Turkeys, Three Ovens