Made up song titles

He Touched Me, and I’m Notifying H.R.

Have Yourself a Merry Little Appropriate Holiday

You’re the Cream in My Starbucks Trenta Mocha Cookie Crumble Frappuccino

Oprah Gangnam Style

The Ballard of Orenthal James “The Juice” Simpson

All he did was slice and slit them
And the press joined in and pit them.
O.J. won’t be a movie star no more.

Take A Knee

FFS, Get a Life

Bewitched, Bothered and Permanently Fucked Up

That’s What She Said She Said

Hard Candy Hanukkah

What Are You Doing Groundhog’s Day?

Intelligent Design Aint Science

Do You Know the Way to San Quentin?

America Needs You, Barnabas Collins

'Zat You, Santa Maria?

Can We Have Just One Radio Station That Doesn’t Play Christmas Music Before Halloween?

The Advantages of Masturbating in the Middle of the Sea

Bone Spur Boogie Woogie

You’re Never Fully Dressed Without a Pair of Mukluks

Four Turkeys, Three Ovens