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Flowers Never Bend with the Lawn Mower

Major Tommy

The Girl in the Plutonium Dress

Radioactive Troy

Puff the Magic Tasmanian Devil

If I had a Nail-gun

Sixty Going On Seventy

You’re Fifty-Seven

You Say Tomato, I Say Zucchini

Rudy’s Turn To Cry

Don’t Cry for Me South Dakota
Music of the Blight

A Quarter Past Two At The Oasis

The Second Star to the Right, No Not That One, the One That’s Barely Twinkling, Not the One That’s…

Put Another Nickel In, In the Parking Meter

The Tart of Rock and Roll (a paean to Groupies)

If You Feel Like Singing, Shut the Fuck Up

Napping Longer Than I Sleep

Still Tired Of Waiting For You

Rosannadanna

Werechinchillas Of London