Made up song titles

Over The River And Through The Woods (To Grandma’s Trailer Park)

Why Does God Hate Trailer Parks?

Keep Your Junk Trimmed and Burning

One of These Eons

The Nanosecond Waltz

The Continuing Story of Suburban '60s Split-Level Bill

Not Even Thanksgiving, and Already Snow - from The War on Christmas, a Dysfunctional Family Musical

Ode To My Cuticles

How Can You Mend a Broken Zit?

Dust Bunnies in the Sky

Knights Of White Satan

Sitting Jack Sloth

Sitting Jack Stoat

A Glorious Night For Weasels

Fennec Scratch Fever

Peas Train

Used Car Salesman Blues

I’ve Got My Space Heater to Keep Me Warm

Stand By Your Raped & Pregnant With Twins Nine Year Old Daughter

Dance One, Looks Zero