Made up song titles

There’s no “f” in melody

Give My Regards to Amsterdam Avenue

Anything You Can Do, I Can’t Do At All

Me and your shadow

Not Particularly High Hopes

Star Dustmop

Theme to Star Whores, 8 bit dubstep remix

You’ve Lost That Stalkin’ Feeling

Born to Run for President

The Age of Capricorn, from the stage musical, Follicles

The Age of Hitler, from the stage musical Herr

Springtime for Hitler, extended version, by the Chip Minks

Springtime for Trump, aka Before the Fall

Santa’s Little Helper, My Deer

ETA: In case you don’t get it, Martha My Dear was Paul’s song about his sheepdog, Santa’s Little Helper is the Simpsons’s dog, but while typing it I realized “deer” was more appropriate and funnier.

I Don’t Wanna Watch Hocus Pocus Again Again

You’ve Got to Hide Your Sex Toys Away

Pining For The Fjords

Money for Working My Arse Off

Working for the Health Insurance

No Salt on Her Enchilada