Made up song titles

Who Spiked My Drink?

Colder Inside Than Outside

Hit Me with a Hot Halibut

Little Red VW

Depressing Days Are Here Again

Purple Sleet

Jesus Christ Super Cult Leader

If I Believed In God, I Certainly Wouldn’t Believe In Yours (The Unofficial Anthem of the Anti-Crackpot Religion Association)

Tea And MeToo

A-Tisket, a Tasket, I’ve Got a Big Basket

Lily Pad, Parsley Sage Rosemary and Thyme and the King, Queen, and Jack of Hearts, Diamonds, Clubs and Spades

Jeremiah Was a Stoat

You Never Give Me Your ATM Pin Number

The Republicans Crashed My Secure Room Boogie-Woogie

How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Love You When You Know I’ve Been a Republican All My Life?

Carpe That Diem

She Blinded Me with Scientology

Twenty-Fourth of October; Hackensack, New Jersey

All I Want for Christmas Is My Wisdom Teeth

I Had A Dream