Made up song titles

Another One Bites His Tongue

We Are In Second Place
(Don’t call us losers cause we are in second place
in the league)

I Happen To Like Newark

If the Ten Commandments Are So Important to People, Why Do They Break Half of Them Every Day?

Knocking On Heaven’s Egress Hatch

Take the A Train to 50th Street, Transfer to the E Train, Take That All the Way to Jamaica Center, Transfer to the Long Island Railroad, Get Off at Hicksville, Transfer to the Local Train, Etc.

I’ll Take Your Word For It, I Don’t Need to See the Scars

You’ve Got to Pick a Scab or Two

You’re The Funko Pop In The Cultural Abyss That Is My Heart

I Just Called To Breathe Into the Phone

When I Grow Too Old to Masturbate

Every Pee You Take

I Think of You Just Before I Flush

Young At Spleen

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Lullaby Of Spokane

Made in Coeur d’Alene

Blue Rondo a la Kurd

Funky Cold Mojito

Bridge Over Putrid Water