Another One Bites His Tongue
We Are In Second Place
(Don’t call us losers cause we are in second place
in the league)
I Happen To Like Newark
If the Ten Commandments Are So Important to People, Why Do They Break Half of Them Every Day?
Knocking On Heaven’s Egress Hatch
Take the A Train to 50th Street, Transfer to the E Train, Take That All the Way to Jamaica Center, Transfer to the Long Island Railroad, Get Off at Hicksville, Transfer to the Local Train, Etc.
I’ll Take Your Word For It, I Don’t Need to See the Scars
You’ve Got to Pick a Scab or Two
You’re The Funko Pop In The Cultural Abyss That Is My Heart
I Just Called To Breathe Into the Phone
When I Grow Too Old to Masturbate
Every Pee You Take
I Think of You Just Before I Flush
Young At Spleen
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Lullaby Of Spokane
Made in Coeur d’Alene
Blue Rondo a la Kurd
Funky Cold Mojito
Bridge Over Putrid Water